The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
October 24, 2023
I’ve long been haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokep that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crotcrot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the porn woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex porn worker.
bokep Now, memek according to this new bokeh study from the memek ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific porn sense. It confirms what most porn women know and pornporn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her memek partner and porncrot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh bokep and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female bokeh contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving bokeh their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokep two researchers bokep from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder crot the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked (Stock Image
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from pornbokeh , crot where loud always equals better.
As a bokeh woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after crot neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As porn far as I’m porn concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you porn want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded crot the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that crot they bokep were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand pornbokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokehbokep then men should take heed: crot the memek best sex may just be the quietest.
