The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night bokep by a woman porn in a nearby bokep room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform bokep an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.

crot Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when bokeh a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts bokep her partner and bokep is not crot fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently crot sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek memek while conserving bokep their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ memek Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokep was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should bokep take heed: bokep the best sex may just porn be the quietest.

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