The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of bokeh a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter memek where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby porn room screeching so loudly that memek I wondered if I should bokep offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal memek Swedes, porn it bokeh all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokep what most women know and crot all crot men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion memek in terms of bokep decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman bokeh bokeh is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they crot could make their partner feel bokep happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks bokeh in hand. memek This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the memek University of Central Lancashire. They declared that crot erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order memek to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to porn speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying crot this, porn but bokeh can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound porn familiar, crot bokep ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena bokep is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual bokeh yowling drowned memek out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m crot concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn bokep only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.

bokeh In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were bokep fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to bokeh advertise. But if you’re not, memek then porn men crot should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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