The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by porn the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the bokep delectable French word bokeh for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman crot an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this crot new porn study bokep from memek the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It crot confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And crot crot porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a porn fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely crot to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days crot editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d porn explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University memek of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women crot were prone to what memek they described as ‘copulatory porn vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A bokep new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ bokep Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

crot The only other reason memek to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from memek Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned bokep out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In bokep their book, bokeh Sex porn At bokeh Dawn, bokep Christopher porn Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokep bokeh crot were noisy during porn sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokeh to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to bokep copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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