The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the porn memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman bokeh in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

bokep When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex memek worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study bokeh from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all bokeh bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms memek what most women know and bokep porn all men dread – the louder bokep the cry of bokeh ecstasy, memek bokep the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. In memek other words, porn you can’t measure passion bokeh in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far bokep more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic crot Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other porn tasks in hand. This was the conclusion memek of another study by two researchers from bokeh the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic crot decibels memek bokeh were all about manners memek and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to crot what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokeh to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A memek new study confirms porn the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying memek this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a bokeh demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman porn from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned memek out their crot TVs: crot ‘As far as crot I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based bokeh on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that memek they were fertile and bokeh keen to bokep copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be crot crot the quietest.

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