The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
October 27, 2023
memekbokeh I’ve long been haunted by the memory memek of a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all crot night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an crot ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex bokeh worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokehmemek it all makes bokep scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men crot dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokep faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure porn passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s bokeh sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And bokehcrot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crotcrot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional crot basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they memek could make their partner feel porn happy, memek while crot conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. bokeh This bokep was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were bokeh prone to what they described crot as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing bokep line, bokep so to speak.
A new bokeh study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It bokeh was like bokeh saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ crot move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only memek other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokeh if your sex education comes from porn, crot where crot loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that memek her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crotcrot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In bokep their book, memek Sex At bokeh Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males memek that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re porn a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, pornbokeh then men should take heed: porncrot the best sex may just be the quietest.
