The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
November 5, 2023
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room crot screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she crot rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman memek an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all memek makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all bokep men dread porn – the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked. In other words, crot you crot can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as crot performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The bokep Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy bokeh for porn other tasks in hand. bokep This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from crot the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ crot in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education bokep comes from porn, porn where loud always bokeh equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy bokep during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.