The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
October 24, 2023
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a bokep woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French porn word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokehbokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the bokep ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In memek other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms bokep of decibels: crot there’s sex bokep as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokeh It was generally on memek an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This bokep was the conclusion of another study by two researchers crot from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels memek were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as bokeh ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the memek greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock memek Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m crot enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a memek woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda crot Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re bokep a sex worker, porn I bokep can understand bokepbokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then memek men should take heed: bokehbokeh the best sex may just be crot the quietest.
