The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
October 24, 2023
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all bokep men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d crot explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokehbokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It crot was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The crot only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from memek Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they porn were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.