The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
October 24, 2023
crot I’ve long been haunted by the memory crot of a porn stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokep exorcism.
When I mentioned porn the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes memek scientific sense. bokep It bokeh confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the crot cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokepbokep In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid crot super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
bokep In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on an occasional basis, crotcrot they’d explain, bokep so they porn could make their partner feel memek happy, porn while conserving memek their energy for memekbokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study by two researchers from the University of crot Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying bokeh this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on. bokep ‘ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy memek during sex – based on observation of our bokep nearest primate cousins – was to porn alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need bokep to bokeh advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex memek may just be the quietest.
