The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh crot caterwauling) to memek the receptionist memek the next morning, bokeh she bokeh rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to bokeh this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In porn other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance porn memek art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek crot crot like the rabid super-vixen in bokeh my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to porn faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were memek prone to what they described bokeh as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock crot Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokep hyena is if your bokeh sex education porn comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokeh males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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